Last night, while out with my underage brother, I went to a bar & he got in without ID. Seeing as how my brother only knew Chief Cannon, he might have been uncomfortable!!
When Cannon took the mic & started performing I promise I seen a few things that should have been kept in the house THAT night! Then my brother thru “da deuce” at a Heman chick & she started throwing gang signs at him!!!
Kinda mad I ain’t get that on tape….
I touch the mic 2wice & then left before I offended someone. My brother was gettin hit on by a HUGE female! She got mad when he told her to back up…she seemed nice tho…
The reason I’M TYYPING this is because you weren’t there & I figured you might want to know….
Out n about makin some moves with my momma & we parked the car.
I say: Y is that skeleton lookin at us momma?
This female then proceeds to knock over the trash, pick up the trash, strut across the street & eyeball me & my momma thru the hoop ride!!!
Me & momma exchanged words & then I looked behind the car & she VANISHED!!!!
I promise you there was no trace of her ass!!!
At this point I’m DYING!!! I can’t hold it….& then she reappears….and poses the ugliest pose ever in front of my hoopty!!! She had a small orange afro, pink jumpsuit & looked like a african american Popeye The Sailor in the face.
She stragles across the street after waiting for the car at the stop sign to give the signal to cross, then leans against a truck that soon pulls off. She locks the latch on a broken chain link fence & stumbles into the house….
Moral of this blog?
I didn’t know people smoked crack so casually during the day in Pittsburgh…….go figure…..